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March 25, 2012

Santa- Yaar!!!

A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad

Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.
Santa Shouted In A BANK:
Has Any 1 Lost A Bundle Of Currency Notes
Tied Wid A Red Rubber Band?

Many Hands Were Raised

Santa:
Here Is Dat Rubber Band.
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta.
Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hu
How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?

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O Billo Rani
Kaho To Abhi Jaan De Doon

Unke Intezaar Mein, Puri Raat Guzaar Di

Yaadon Ki Chaaon Mein, Dhup Guzaar Di


Jo Soye Ne Tha Kabhi, Aaj Neend Un Par Waar Di

Sapnon Mein Unhe Chodkar, Yatharth Ki Guhaar Ki


Waade Ki Laaj Mein Kuch Haddein Paar Ki

Chalna Tha Kuch Kadam, Humne To Sarhadein Paar Ki


Khamoshi Se Kashmakash Mein Awaaz Ki Pukaar Ki

Ek Zindagi Ke Liye Humne Zindagi Se Yalgaar Ki


Paane Ke Liye Zamaane Se Takraar Ki

Kho Jaaon Un Mein Bas , Itni Si Khwahish Ki


Unke Intezaar Mein, Puri Raat Guzaar Di

Yaadon Ki Chaaon Mein, Dhup Guzaar Di

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuksan Batane K Liye
1 Kida Smoke Jar Men Dala
To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher:
Aap Ne Kya Sikha?

Pathan:
Smoking Se Pet K Kide Mar Jatey Hain.