Most confusing double meaning jke.

Girl:
 Aaj office jaate hi boss mujh pe chadh gaya,

Frnd: kiyu???

Girl:
 woh main late gayi thi na.

Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatttttttttttt?
Boy:Yesssss i like ur eyes.

Shohar:
jaan munna yahin se bahar ata hy na?

Biwi:
 (muskuratay hue)

G han lekin aap jhanko mat.

Nazar nahi ae ga.

Boht chota suraaakh hy G.
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thodi der baad
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school ki bell bajti hy. Munna bahr ata hy, Or mian bivi munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
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Suraakh gate me b
hota hy jaaani,,

ek baar phr aapki soch ko 21 topon ki salaami. dhuz dhuz