Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta.

Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hu

How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?

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O Billo Rani
Kaho To Abhi Jaan De Doon

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuksan Batane K Liye
1 Kida Smoke Jar Men Dala
To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher:
Aap Ne Kya Sikha?

Pathan:
Smoking Se Pet K Kide Mar Jatey Hain.

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi.

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Teacher ne students se kaha

Jab susu aye to bolna -Aap aya hai-

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1 din

1 studnt ko potty aa rahi thi

or

wo buri buri shaklain bana raha tha.

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Teacher

Aap aya hai ?

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Student:

Nahi

Aap ka baap aya hai.

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
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Love Marriage:
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Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

TO ALL BACHELORS

Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,

she will do magic on u.

Dont Marry BSNL girl,

she has connections with all indians

Dont Marry IDEA girl,

she touches u tomorrow, not today.

Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,

she takes u in her mutthi mein.

Marry only HUTCH girl,

she follows u where ever u go.

How to propose a girl friend ?

the best way to propose is:
“Excuse me, do you have a band aid,
because i scrapped my knee
when i fell in love with you.”

Har Larki tere liye bekarar hai,

Har Larki ko tera intezar hai,

Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,

Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tehwar hai!

Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatttttttttttt?
Boy:Yesssss i like ur eyes.

Shohar:
jaan munna yahin se bahar ata hy na?

Biwi:
 (muskuratay hue)

G han lekin aap jhanko mat.

Nazar nahi ae ga.

Boht chota suraaakh hy G.
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thodi der baad
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school ki bell bajti hy. Munna bahr ata hy, Or mian bivi munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
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Suraakh gate me b
hota hy jaaani,,

ek baar phr aapki soch ko 21 topon ki salaami. dhuz dhuz

Girl to a Boy:

“Jab tum log Girls ko
‘I Love U’
kehtay ho to un ka haath Q pakar letay ho?”
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Boy:
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(‘.’) kidy chand e
<))\ na kadd
/’\ Maary.

Maana K Teri Nazar Me Kuch B Nahi Hu Main .DØST. . .
Meri Qadar Un Se Pooch Jin K Mainne Paise Dene Hain!

Kutte ko Murghi se Pyar tha
Usne Murghi se shadi ki.
Kuch Dino baad Murghi ne Khargosh ko janam diya
Kutta:ye Sab Kya Hai?
Murghi:AJAB PREM KI
GHAZAB KAHANI.

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota,
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati,
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!

santa went to a radio shop and started shouting,
kamino, maine phillips ka radio manga tha,
ise chalu karne par bolta hai
this is all india radio.

All flowers don't represent love
but rose did it.
All animals cannot speak
but parrot did it.
All donkeys cannot read
but u did it!