Santa- Yaar!!!

A Auratein Sharab Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta- Islye Ki, Sharab Pine Ke Baad

Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher Ho Jata Hai.

Petrol Ka Rate Badne Par
Santa Ne Kaha:
Mainu Koi Fark Nahi Padta
Yar Pehle Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Tha
Ab Bhi 100 Ka Dalwata Hu

Unke Intezaar Mein, Puri Raat Guzaar Di

Yaadon Ki Chaaon Mein, Dhup Guzaar Di

Jo Soye Ne Tha Kabhi, Aaj Neend Un Par Waar Di

Sapnon Mein Unhe Chodkar, Yatharth Ki Guhaar Ki

Waade Ki Laaj Mein Kuch Haddein Paar Ki

Chalna Tha Kuch Kadam, Humne To Sarhadein Paar Ki

Khamoshi Se Kashmakash Mein Awaaz Ki Pukaar Ki

Ek Zindagi Ke Liye Humne Zindagi Se Yalgaar Ki

Paane Ke Liye Zamaane Se Takraar Ki

Kho Jaaon Un Mein Bas , Itni Si Khwahish Ki

Unke Intezaar Mein, Puri Raat Guzaar Di

Yaadon Ki Chaaon Mein, Dhup Guzaar Di

Teacher Ne Smoking K Nuksan Batane K Liye
1 Kida Smoke Jar Men Dala
To Woh Mar Gaya

Teacher:
Aap Ne Kya Sikha?

Pathan:
Smoking Se Pet K Kide Mar Jatey Hain.

Meri TAQDEER Se Puch Meri Kismat Ka Faisla,

 Meri Muskurahat Pe Na Ja Mere, DARD Ko Talash Kar,

Meri Ankhon Se Puch Mere INTZAR Ki Inteha,

 Mere Itminan Pe Na Ja, Mere Sabra Ko Talash Kar,

Mere DOSTON Se Puch Meri Chahat Ka Aalam,

Meri Surat Pe Na Ja, Meri Seerat Ko Talash Kar.

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa ki
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae…

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi.

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Teacher ne students se kaha

Jab susu aye to bolna -Aap aya hai-

.

1 din

1 studnt ko potty aa rahi thi

or

wo buri buri shaklain bana raha tha.

.

Teacher

Aap aya hai ?

.

Student:

Nahi

Aap ka baap aya hai.

Har Larki tere liye bekarar hai,

Har Larki ko tera intezar hai,

Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,

Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tehwar hai!

Shohar:
jaan munna yahin se bahar ata hy na?

Biwi:
 (muskuratay hue)

G han lekin aap jhanko mat.

Nazar nahi ae ga.

Boht chota suraaakh hy G.
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thodi der baad
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school ki bell bajti hy. Munna bahr ata hy, Or mian bivi munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
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Suraakh gate me b
hota hy jaaani,,

ek baar phr aapki soch ko 21 topon ki salaami. dhuz dhuz

Maana K Teri Nazar Me Kuch B Nahi Hu Main .DØST. . .
Meri Qadar Un Se Pooch Jin K Mainne Paise Dene Hain!

Kutte ko Murghi se Pyar tha
Usne Murghi se shadi ki.
Kuch Dino baad Murghi ne Khargosh ko janam diya
Kutta:ye Sab Kya Hai?
Murghi:AJAB PREM KI
GHAZAB KAHANI.

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye aaj.
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye!

Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain....

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!!

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota,
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati,
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du,
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.