Meri TAQDEER Se Puch Meri Kismat Ka Faisla,

 Meri Muskurahat Pe Na Ja Mere, DARD Ko Talash Kar,

Meri Ankhon Se Puch Mere INTZAR Ki Inteha,

 Mere Itminan Pe Na Ja, Mere Sabra Ko Talash Kar,

Mere DOSTON Se Puch Meri Chahat Ka Aalam,

Meri Surat Pe Na Ja, Meri Seerat Ko Talash Kar.

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa ki
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae…

1 teacher ko susu k naam se sakht nafrat thi.

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Teacher ne students se kaha

Jab susu aye to bolna -Aap aya hai-

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1 din

1 studnt ko potty aa rahi thi

or

wo buri buri shaklain bana raha tha.

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Teacher

Aap aya hai ?

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Student:

Nahi

Aap ka baap aya hai.

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.
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Love Marriage:
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Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”

TO ALL BACHELORS

Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,

she will do magic on u.

Dont Marry BSNL girl,

she has connections with all indians

Dont Marry IDEA girl,

she touches u tomorrow, not today.

Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,

she takes u in her mutthi mein.

Marry only HUTCH girl,

she follows u where ever u go.